Are you ready to balance more than just the books? Forget about debits and credits, because these pick up lines for accountants will make your love life go straight to the profit column. Just like in accounting, in love, it’s all about finding the perfect balance sheet. And don’t worry, we promise not to accrue any liabilities on your love life! So, grab your calculator, because we are about to prove that accountants can be the ultimate masters of both finance and flirtation! These accounting-based pick up lines are ready to find their way into someone’s heart!
Funny Accounting Pick up lines
Are you an accountant? Because I think we’d make quite the interest-ing pair.
Are you a balance sheet? Because you’ve got all the right assets in all the right places.
Are you a debit? Because you’ve definitely left a mark on my heart!
Is your name Cash? Because you are always flowing through my mind.
You are like a well-managed portfolio—diversified and full of potential.
Are you a financial statement? Because you have got me doing a double-take.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I depreciate this feeling over time?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
I must be a tax accountant because I can’t help but count the ways I’m attracted to you!
You must be a credit because you have definitely boosted my score.
Are you a profit margin? Because you make my heart go up.
You must be a tax return because you’ve got ‘audit’ written all over you!
Is your name QuickBooks? Because I’m completely drawn to your assets.
I must be a tax auditor because I’m checking you out from every angle.
Are you a return on investment? Because you are always worth it.
You are the revenue to my business, the profit to my soul, Taking you out, my dear, would be an accounting goal.
Are you an accountant? Because you just made my heart do a double-entry.
You must be form 1040 because you are the only one I want to fill out.
Is your name Excel? Because you make my heart pivot and my life function.
Are you a tax shelter? Because you make me feel secure and safe.
You are my balance sheet, making my heart skip a beat.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’m positive that I want to be with you.
Is your name Accrual? Because my feelings for you keep accumulating.
Are you a cash flow statement? Because you make me liquid.
Baby, let me audit your body, I promise I won’t report any irregularities.
I don’t need a calculator to tell me that you’re a perfect 10.
I am not an auditor, but I’d love to examine your books.
You must be a loan because my interest in you is compounding.
With you, my balance sheet is always in the black, Let’s make a date, and never worry about the tax.
You are so beautiful, you could sit on my new accounting firm which is my face.
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Dirty Accounting Pick up lines
Call me an auditor because I am ready to examine your assets.
You are the only account I want to reconcile tonight.
Are your legs a balance sheet? Because I’d like to spread them and analyze your assets.
Are you FIFO or LIFO? Because I am eager to get my hands on your inventory.
Are you an income statement? Because I am ready to dive into your bottom line.
Let me show you how I can balance your books and your body.
Are you a financial statement? Because I want to analyze you all night long.
Are you a financial ratio? Because I want to get lost in your liquidity.
Let’s be like a consolidated financial statement and bring our assets together.
Can I be your accountant? I promise to handle your assets with care and give you a thrilling return on investment.
Are you a rare gem in accounting? Because you’re like a one-sided balance sheet, full of valuable assets and absolutely no liabilities.
Are you a tax return? Because I want to be the one to fill in all your blanks.
You must be a CPA because you’re Certified to be Pleasing in bed.
Are you capital gain? I want to liquidate my holdings.
Are you a credit entry? Because you’ve got me feeling all balanced inside.
You have got a heavenly pair of W-2’s.
I have got some unreported income, but I am willing to disclose it all if you’re willing to audit me.
You must be a tax accountant because I can’t help but feel an overwhelming urge to ‘deduct’ my clothes in your presence.
Is it hot in here, or is it just the excitement of conducting an ‘internal audit’ with you?
They say accountants are good with figures, but I’d much rather focus on the curves of your body.
Looks like we’re both in the business of liquidity. How about we swap some ‘liquid assets?
Let’s get fiscal, baby. I’ll show you my cash flow if you show me yours.
Are you a tax form? I would love to fill you with pleasure.
I am not just good with numbers, I’m good with curves too.
You’re so attractive, you made my pants file for an extension.
Let’s make some intimate transactions together.
Would you be interested in conducting some mutually beneficial procedures at my place?
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Best Accounting Pick up lines
You are the perfect equation for me, you add value, subtract stress, multiply happiness, and divide troubles.
If you were a loan, I would never default on you.
My heart is in need of a ‘date-a’ entry with someone special. Are you ready to be my romantic transaction?
You must be a fixed asset because I can’t imagine my life without you.
Let’s be like a cash flow statement and keep our love running smoothly.
Can I be your retained earnings? I promise to stay with you forever.
Are you a convertible bond? Because I’d like to see our relationship mature.
Are you an investment portfolio? Because I want to diversify with you.
Can I be your financial leverage? Let’s multiply our love together.
I’m like an accountant—when I am with you, everything adds up perfectly.
Are you a budget? Because you are the only thing I plan for.
Are you a journal entry? Because you make my books complete.
Are you a depreciation expense? Because you make my value last longer.
If love was a tax credit, you had be the one that gives me the most favorable return.
In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really smitten’ when I’m around you.
You are the only expense I don’t mind because you’re worth every penny.
You are my cash flow, bringing happiness wherever you go.
You are so attractive, you make me want to file a joint return.
Let’s go to my place and reconcile our bank accounts.
You are the debit to my credit, the income to my expense, the asset to my equity. You complete me.
You are the GAAP in my life. Without you, I’m not complete.
I’m like an accounting equation – you + me = perfect couple.
Forget about depreciation, I’m here to appreciate every curve and asset of yours.
You are my favorite type of asset – a non-depreciable one that appreciates over time.
Is your name Intangible Asset? Because you’re priceless to me.
Are you a financial statement? Because I want to audit every inch of you.
You are the best investment I ever made, you have a high return and low risk.
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