Visiting a dentist can really be an intimidating experience for some folks, what if we told you there is a fun element attached to it? Break the ice with the wide collection of our witty, hilarious, and cheesy teeth pick-up lines that will make you stand out to impress your dentist crush, lighten the mood, make an instant connection, and put a smile on your face.
Funny Dentist Pick Up Lines
Here are some of the pick up lines for dentist:
I’m not a dentist, but can I give you a filling?
I’ve been told I have a great smile, but I think it would be better if you were in it.
Are you a dental mirror? Because you’re reflecting back everything I want in a partner.
You have a smile that could light up a dental office.
Do you believe in love at first bite, or do I need to come back for another check-up?
Let’s play dentist, first I knock you out then I will fill all your cavities.
You make me want to open wide.
If you were a cavity, I would let you fill me any day.
You are like a dentist, you take my breath away.
Are you a toothbrush? Because I’m always eager to get you into my mouth.
You must have a sweet tooth because you’re giving me a cavity.
Mind if I melt in your mouth like a bar of chocolate?
They say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Stick your tongue out so that we can fight together.
I think I need a filling…of you in my life.
I don’t usually fall for dentists, but with that smile, I think I need a check-up every day.
You must be a great dentist because every time I see you, my heart races like I’m in the middle of a root canal.
Are you a dentist? Because you just put a smile on my face.
I am looking forward to “coming” to your office again and again.
Your father is a dentist? Because you have such a beautiful smile.
Will you stop undressing me with your pretty eyes? Make use of your teeth instead.
I don’t need braces, but I wouldn’t mind if you were my support.
Is it just me, or do I feel a spark between us like the ones from your dental drill?
I heard you’re a dentist, can you fill in the gap in my life?
I know it’s not a toothbrush, but can I put my lips on you anyway?
I heard you are a dentist, so I had to come daily to give you a dose of vitamin ‘D’.
You must be a tooth fairy because you just made all my dreams come true.
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Dirty Dentist Pick Up Lines
I would love to drill and fill you just like a good dentist.
I can’t wait to see the tools you use in the office. And maybe in your personal life too…
I have been told my bite is strong. Want to see for yourself?
I have been searching for the perfect dental assistant, but I think I’ve found someone who can assist me in other areas too.
I’m not sure if I need braces, but I wouldn’t mind being put in your embrace.
I’ve been told I have a great set of teeth. But I’m more interested in showing you the rest of my assets.
I heard that you’re an expert in oral hygiene. I could use a personal demonstration later.
I have a cavity that needs filling, but I’d much rather fill your schedule with dates.
You are great with teeth, but how are you with your tongue?
Hey, I am not a tooth, but can I be the one you polish tonight?
I have got a bit of a grinding problem, but with you, I wouldn’t mind a little bit of friction.
I could use a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and I hear you’re a pro at mouth-related activities.
You’re the best at making smiles. How about you make me smile in more ways than one?
I’ve heard you’re a pro at giving injections. How about I give it a shot?
I have got a bit of a sweet tooth, but I’m more interested in tasting you.
I’m in need of a cleaning, but with you, I’m more interested in getting dirty.
Not sure if I need a root canal, but I’m definitely interested in exploring your roots.
Baby, it’s time to explore your gaps.
I have heard you are great at performing oral exams. How about you give me a demo?
I’ve got a bit of a toothache, but with you, I wouldn’t mind a little bit of pain and pleasure.
My white paste is quite famous in the dental community. Wanna try?
If I were a tooth, I had want to be in your mouth all day.
Do you floss regularly? Because I’d like to help you get to those hard-to-reach places.
I’m not a dentist, but I think you need a checkup. Can I help you with that?
I know you take great care of your teeth. How about you let me take care of the rest of you?
Are you a toothbrush? Because I want to take you home and use you twice a day.
I don’t have a dental license, but I do have a license to drill.
I am like a dental procedure, I’ll be quick, painless and leave you with a smile on your face.
Hey girl, got tooth decay? I got you! Semen contains calcium and zinc to prevent it.
If you were a tooth, I would brush you twice a day and floss you all night long.
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