Hey, dog lovers! If your previous attempts at wooing have been as successful as a dog chasing its own tail, then it’s time to shake things up and bring on the humor! We have sniffed out the funniest, simplest, and most bark-tacular dog-themed pickup lines to help you fetch that special someone’s attention. Let’s embark on this pawsome adventure together!
Tinder Dog Pick Up Lines
You smell so familiar.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something… my jaw.
Do you want to be my cuddle buddy?
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Netflix and chill?
Are you a dog treat? Because I can’t resist taking a bite out of you.
If you were a tennis ball, I had chase you all day long.
You are paw-some, can I get your number?
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to sniff each other’s butts.
You redefine the meaning of a hot dog.
Are you my backyard? Because I really dig you.
You are the only bone I want to bury.
Are you a leash? Because I want to be tied to you forever.
Are you a doggy bag? Because I would love to take you home with me.
You must be a spaniel because you have spanned all over my mind.
You are the only treat I want in my bowl.
Iams ‘pawsitively’ smitten with you. Can we fetch a date?
You are so hot, you make me drool.
I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for. Do you want to find out?
You make my heart feel like it’s tummy-rubbed.
Are you checking me out? Because yes, I am the Alpha dog around here.
You are looking extremely… fetching!
Do you want to know what my favorite position is? Doggie-style! Haha. Yes, I’m funny. Want to try it sometime?
Your canine companion is paw-some, and you are the cherry on top.
Are you a poodle? Because you are so posh and fluffy.
I am not a dog, but I can make you howl with pleasure.
You are the furfect match for me.
You are the best thing that ever happened to me, paws down.
Looking for a leash-free connection? I’m all in.
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Bumble Dog Pick Up Lines
Your dog has stolen my heart. Can I steal some of your time?
Do you believe in fate? Because it seems like we have an op-paw-tunity to create a ‘pawsome’ connection.
I am not a lap dog, but I’ll sit on your lap anytime.
Are you a Labrador? Because you are loyal, smart, and fun.
Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because I can’t help but feel a strong connection between us.
Are you a vet? Because you have cured my loneliness.
I am not a husky, but I can keep you warm at night.
Is your tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
If kisses were dog treats, I had give you an endless supply.
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Funny Dog Pick Up Lines
You are so cute. Can I get your paw-number?
Roses are red, the sky is so blue, and your dog is adorable, just like you.
You are the fur-real deal, baby.
Howl you doing baby?
Our dogs make a great pair. Shall we join them?
Your photos were dif-fur-ently adorable. Can we chat?
Your dog is a total heart-stealer. Can I have his number?
Swipe left, swipe left, then you and your dog’s pic made me swipe right with all my might!
Your doghouse or mine?
You are the pup-peroni to my pizza.
You make my tail wag faster than a squirrel.
Mind if I pet you?
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Dirty Dog Pick Up Lines
On the streets, I am a poodle’s delight, But in the sheets, I am a bulldog, ready to ignite.
You must be a fire hydrant because you make me wet.
If you were a puppuccino, I had to sip you up every morning.
I am not a rottweiler, but I can bite you hard.
Wanna come over to my place and examine this big bone that your dog might not be interested in?
You had me at ruff.
Are you a dog toy? Because I can’t resist playing with you all day.
You are the only one who can make me sit, stay, and “come”.
I may not be a Doberman, but I have the power to make you feel completely dominated.
I want to lick you all over, you are my favorite flavor.
I am not a bad wild dog, but I can be if you want me to.
You smell amazing, can I sniff you some more?
Can I hump your leg?
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