70 Original Lawyer Pick Up Lines You Should Definitely Try.

Here are some of the funniest, cheesy, and dirty pick up lines for a lawyer.

You’re the missing element in my case, the only thing I need to win is you.

I hope you don’t mind if I ask for your number because I’ve got a strong case for a second date.

I don’t need the subpoena to know that you’re the one for me.

Your booty is calling for some harsh punishment. Should I oblige?

I know the law inside and out, it is said true love is seen from the inside. Can I get inside of you?

You must be a legal brief because you’ve got me feeling some serious appeal.

I may have a background in law but won’t be objecting to any advances by you all night.

I object! You’re too irresistible.

I’d like to argue the appeal of your heart, and hopefully win it over.

You’re the only witness I need to prove that true love exists.

If you were a deposition transcript, I’d read you cover to cover.

I’d like to make a motion for you to join me for dinner tonight.

I’ll be your legal counsel in the case of love, and I promise to defend your heart with all I’ve got.

You must be a contract because I’d sign you up forever.

I’d like to file a motion for a date with you, Your Honor.

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

You have convinced me to give love another chance, you must be an incredible lawyer.

I wish my law school has curves like yours.

I think I just found my missing exhibit: you, on my arm.

You must be a skilled litigator because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.

You’re like a lawyer’s briefcase, impressive, professional, and carrying everything I need.

You must be a civil rights lawyer because I feel like I have the right to love you.

If I had to choose between a winning court case or a date with you, I’d choose you every time.

You’re like a well-written legal brief – smart, articulate, and impossible to resist.

I’d love to take you out on a legal adventure.

If I had to choose between a winning court case or a date with you, I’d choose you every time.

If being a lawyer is anything like being with you, I want to be held in contempt.

I could listen to you argue in court all day, but I’d much rather spend my time listening to you talk about anything else over dinner.

I know you’re used to presenting evidence, but I hope my charm is enough to make you want to go out with me.

You must be an excellent lawyer because just looking at you, I’m already convinced.

I’m not sure if you’re guilty of stealing my heart, but I’m willing to press charges.

I hope you’re not opposed to a little legal brief before we get intimate.

I think we could negotiate a great deal on love.

I might need legal representation after falling for you so hard.

I hope you have a lawyer’s attention to detail because I’m going to need you to notice me.

Are you a lawyer? Because you’re the proseCUTEST

If I needed someone to defend me in court, I’d choose you because you’ve already won me over.

I hope you’re not too busy winning court cases to go on a date with me.

I’m not sure what’s more impressive, your legal skills or your stunning looks.

You have a way with words, but you’ll have to find the right ones to convince me to give you my number.

I hope you have a strong argument for why you haven’t gone out with me yet.

I need a restraining order because I can’t stop thinking about you.

You’re the only lawyer I know who could win a case for stealing my heart.

I don’t need a trial to know that we’d be great together.

I have a feeling that with you as my lawyer, every case would have a happy ending.

I hope you’re not too busy objecting to going out with me.

I may not be able to afford your legal services, but I can offer you my heart.

You must have a lot of experience with legal jargon, but I’m hoping you’ll simplify things for me and say yes to a date.

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the legal term ‘res ipsa loquitur,’ but it definitely applies to how I feel about you.

If justice is blind, I’m hoping it’ll be blind enough to let me take you out on a date.

You must be an expert in legal negotiations because I’m already willing to give you everything you want.

I hope you’re not too busy with court cases to take a chance on me.

You’re like a legal brief, complex and fascinating, and I want to spend all night studying you.

If I were on trial, I’d plead guilty to falling for you.

You’re like a legal loophole, clever, and innovative, and I’m ready to explore all the possibilities with you.

I’m not sure if you’re a lawyer or a guardian angel because you’ve already saved me from a lonely night.

I hope you’ll rule in my favor and go out with me because you’re like a legal verdict, final and conclusive.

I’m a good lawyer, and I like to be on top of things.

Do you have a license to steal hearts? Because you just stole mine.

You must be a trial lawyer because I want to be the subject of your intense questioning.

I hope you’re not a corporate lawyer because I want to see you let your hair down and get dirty with me.

Can you help me with my case of the butterflies? Because you’re making me nervous and excited all at once.

I have got an oral argument for you, which you can’t deny.

I’d like to make a motion for a kiss.

Thrust me, I am a very good lawyer.

If love is a crime, I’m willing to hire you as my lawyer and serve a life sentence with you.

I’m not a witness, but I swear you’re the most stunning lawyer I’ve ever seen.

I am sure you would love to see my briefs.

I’d like to object to being single. Can you help me out?

I’d like to make a motion for a kiss.

I’ve got a strong case for us to be together, and I’m ready to present my evidence.

Mind if I take a closer look at your briefs?